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One week I might work from 11:45 pm to 7:45 am three days followed directly by three 2pm to 10pm shifts due to them switching my days off from tues wed to wed thurs. yes, the following set of work day would only be four days with two sets of the hours listed above, but they still expect me to function as a regular 9 to 5er as far as duties are concerned. The worst part is the sleep schedule. There isn't one. On my two days off I might sleep 5 hours one day and 14 the next. It's incredibly unhealthy both physically and mentally.

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I told work that my last day is going to be tuesday but they have me on the schedule till friday.

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LOVE when i tell work that im not available till 4:30 bc i babysit and they schedule me for 3pm and when i call in they b*tch ? cool story

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True life: I planned my work schedule around teen mom and jersey shore last year.

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Awe man I had my schedule memorized wrong ...I work at 1:30 not 1 !

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Waiting for the work schedule is like Christmas every Monday/Tuesday<3

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at work just now an 8 year old boy grabbed my hand as we crossed the street, looked up at me & said: "dont worry honey, i've got you"

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I've decided that every time my co-worker talks to herself, I'm going to answer in fake Chinese. Why should I be the only one annoyed?

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Writing a testimonial speech for my boss' Congressional Hearing. Hoping it's better than the one I wrote for Jose Conseco......

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Great schedule submission today!

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My boss asked me why I'm off sick every pay day with a rash? I told him its because I'm allergic 2 peanuts!

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Have u ever been so late 4 work, when u got there u tried to blend in like u was there from the start!

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Working with a bipolar boss is terrible. "This setup looks good! Wonderful job!" 10 minutes later.."This looks terrible!

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Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact that my boss dressed up like the lead singer from KISS and hit us with a foam sword at random. My boss is 49

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Lol... really in my car. Seen my Boss and hit recline!

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My coworker is wearing jorts today. Need I say more.

who's on jorts patrol?

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My manager was under the impression that 127 Hours was based off James Franco's real life.

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My Mgr told us yesterday there is now a 7min grace period to arrive to work w/o being considered late. Guess who was 4 min late today? \(•|

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Flat tire on my bike. Late to work. In a cab. Cabbie wearing so much cologne I wanna puke

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My manager just sent out an email to the department welcoming me to the company yesterday. I've been here five months.

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Oh wow. Just had a seriously crazy thing happen at work. Stupidity is all I can say.

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Just spilled 3 gallons of ketchup in lobby. I thought it was funny, my manager didn't.

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Dinner w/ my male boss was fine until the belly dancer came out of no where. Then it got awkward fast.

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My boss said a Good Manager should have 50% of his time free

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Employee to Manager : If you don't increase my salary then I'll tell the whole office that you have increased my salary! :P

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I love short weeks at work because of a national holiday, but next week is gonna suck...

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Tomorrow I'm going to put on a tailored suit, march in to the office to tell my boss that I'm pregnant with emotion and he's the baby daddy.

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Today at work we had to do sexual harassment training. It was supposed to be only 15 minutes but it lasted 4 hours....

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I hate when the funny people at work have off days, I b wantin to laugh on a daily basis #nooffdays lol

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Work is crazy....  RT @Aimee_B_Loved: After 4 days off, it feels weird to be back at work. Like wearing someone else's underpants. Or any underpants, really.

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Having one of those crazy days at work... Needed a good laugh and for that... this did the trick #nextlevel #planking http://t.co/ImJKd6R

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I cant believe my boss just took me off of the schedule like that! #pissed

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Sooo my manager DEFINITELY told me I work today at 1030, I get there and what does the schedule say??...OFF!--i kno u mad

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We hid the manager's cigarettes so he took us off the schedule LMAO

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My stupid inconsiderate manager put me on the schedule today knowing I'm out of state

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my boss just cut his dog's knoted hair in the office and threw the clippings out the window

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my boss yelled at me for a $100 train ticket to nyc but didn't mention the $5,000 vegas party i expensed. #luckisonmyside

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My boss signed my paycheck with such haste that it was illegible. When it got rejected from the bank, I called him to ask to redo the check, but reached his voicemail that said he was out of the office until august 22nd. I need my money by FRIDAY to make rent! #myworkiscrazy

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my coworker pulled 60-hour weeks for a month and a half to cover for his boss' mismanagement of a software project. the boss rewarded him with four $5 coupons to the company's onsite coffee shop

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